It’s Official! I’m the Guinness World Record holder,
“World’s Largest Augmented Breasts!”

It’s been a downbeat week in the world of Weird, Fun, Strange & Tragic Plastic Surgery news. We did try to pepper the sad stories with some fun cosmetic surgery factoids. Here’s the latest and greatest…

Tampa Bay, Florida. Sally Lucia suffered horrific side effects following her tummy tuck and liposuction in 2001. Within months of her surgeries, an infection appeared and became so bad that her surgeons needed to remove eight of her fingers and both her feet. The complications suffered from the tummy tuck alone required 18 more surgeriesto save Lucia’s life. Today, Lucia is in a court battle with Memorial Hospital and the surgeon who worked there, blaming them for disfiguring her. The defense lawyers for the hospital and Dr. Haedicke, the surgeon who operated on Lucia, deny any wrongdoing. Lucia claims that the doctor waited too long to help her as she suffered from complications after her surgery.

Dr. Greenwald, a popular plastic surgeon in Tampa Bay who is not involved in the case, said “Every complication is a horror story because you cry with your patients… You feel it.” Dr. Greenwald recommends patients do a lot of research, interview several doctors, insist on good credentials from industry-approved credentialing boards, and then choose a Doctor with the experience level to have seen complications before. (source: MyFox Tampa Bay)

Guiness World Record For Largest Breast Implants Is Held By..
The Guiness World Record for largest augmented breasts is held by model, stripper, and adult film star Maxi Mounds, whose measurements are 42M-26-36 and whose breasts weight 20 pounds each. Maxi Mounds has an under breast measurement of 36 inches (91.44 cm) and an around chest-over-nipple measurement of 60.5 in (153.67 cm). Maxi’s breasts were augmented with string breast implants (polypropylene breast implants), which are implants that continue to grow after being implanted in the patient. Typically used by women who want to grow their breasts to a monstrous size, the implants are made of polypropylene which is a synthetic material that expands upon absorbing fluid in the body. String breast implants are typically used only by women in the adult industry and are not FDA approved and not available in the United States.

English Woman Dies After Breast Reduction in Turkey

A Norfolk, UK woman died of heart failure an hour after leaving a Turkish hospital following a breast reduction operation. 62-year-old Lynne Foster-Banks had a history of heart problems but was advised to go ahead with the operation by doctors at the private hospital in the resort of Bodrum after the removal of a fibroid lump found in a breast. Foster-Banks was also booked for a tummy tuck and liposuction that was to be performed the following day, the same day that Foster-Banks died. Now, nearly two years later her daughter Justine Winter is investigating the possibility of legal action in Turkey. The daughter told the hearing she felt the doctors had not taken into account the effect of such surgery on a woman of her mother’s age and with her medical history. (Source: EDP 24)

Renowned New Zealand Surgeon Botches Tummy Tuck, Lipo & Breast Reduction

An esteemed New Zealand surgeon is waiting to hear if a seriously botched breast reduction, tummy tuck and liposuction procedure performed on a 52-year old woman in July 2002 will see him found guilty of professional misconduct. The three surgical procedures have left the patient seriously disfigured. Nipple necrosis, dying infected breast tissue and necrosis in her belly button resulted in a second operation in which almost all her right breast was removed and a drain and bag was fitted into her belly button. Two months after the original operation, she woke to find her stomach split open. She says she wishes she had known the risks associated with her surgery.

Representing the Health and Disability Commission, Kristy McDonald QC said the surgeon failed to fulfill the duty of care he owed her. She said the negligence and malpractice in this case left it open for the tribunal to decide if the surgeon had brought discredit to the medical profession.

The surgeon defended all charges and denied responsibility for any negligence. Last week, the surgeon apologized for the first time, five years after the surgery. the patient heard the surgeon apologize for the first time, five years after the surgery. “I wish to apologize unreservedly as (the patient) has suffered an unsatisfactory outcome from which myself and my other staff have learnt much.” (Source: Stuff.co.nz)

Heterosexual Man With Breast Implants

Women are not the only people who get breast implants, as many transexuals also get them as part of their makeover. But one would not think that a heterosexual man would want to accessorize himself with a pair of breasts. Wrong. Magician Brian Zembic once bet someone $100,000 to get breast implants for a year. But after one year and upon winning the bet, Zembic decided to keep the implants which he’s still lugging around till today. His story is profiled in a book called The Man With $100,000 Breasts.
First Playmate To Get Breast Implants

The first Playboy playmate to get breast augmentation is Sue Williams, Miss April 1965. Williams also is the shortest playmate to be featured in Playboy, towering in at 4’11”. Williams committed suicide four years following her appearance in Playboy.

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About Maxi Mounds
I was born in Long Island New York and moved to Florida as a little girl. I started dancing as a way to pay for school, but I soon decided I liked being naked more than studying. I did my first feature act at the Club Mary in Sarasota where I met my future partner Mini Mounds. My good friend Joey Karson introduced us to her agent and the rest is history! Mini & I traveled around the world as Moving Violations until last year when we both decided to pursue our own interests. I’ve had a great time touring and seeing some amazing places and I’ve met a lot of great people along the way. I’d love to meet you too, so if you get the chance, come to the show and see just how hot I can get!

My Stats

Height: 6′ (6′3″ in heels)
Weight: You never ask a lady this!
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Hazel
Measurements: 156MMM-26-36
Shoe Size: 10
Birthday: October 25th
Sign: Scorpio
Favorite Color: Purple (can you tell?)
Favorite Food: Steak & Crab legs
Favorite Treat: Godiva Chocolates
Favorite Perfume: Salvador Dali Laguna & Lancome Poe’me
Favorite Movie: Spaceballs
Turn Ons: Nice smells and a good sense of humor
Turn Offs: Bad breath, mean people, and people that expect everything for free

Questions I’m Most Frequently Asked

1. Q: What size and kind of implants do you have?
  A: I don’t have implants in the normal sense of the term. I have what has come to be called “silly string”. It’s actually a polypropylene string about the thickness of yarn surrounded by natural body fluid inside my breasts. That’s why they’ve grown so much since I first got them.

2. Q: Do you do private shows?
  A: No, I don’t do private shows or escorting of any kind. I know some showgirls do, but it’s just not my thing.

3. Q: How can I get an autographed picture?
  A: There are several ways. You can order one through my products page, you can come and see me perform and get one signed in person, or you can write to me at my P.O. Box address and ask politely. You won’t get an 8 x 10 glossy through the mail, but if you ask nicely I might send you something. Return postage is always appreciated, of course.

4. Q: Can you make a donation to my charity auction, etc?
  A: I get this question all the time, and if I donated something to every one I’d go broke. I do occasionally make donations, but only if I can determine that it’s for a legitimate organization. If you’re going to ask, be prepared to back up your request with documentation.

5. Q: Can you help me get started in the porn business?
  A: No, I don’t have any contacts in the commercial porn industry. My best suggestion is for you to visit the AVN convention in Las Vegas and talk to the people there.

6. Q: When will you be appearing in my city?
  A: You can always keep up with where I’ll be by checking my schedule page. I update it as soon as I know anything new so it’s always current.

7. Q: How much do your boobs weigh?
  A: Right now they weigh about 20lbs apiece. Yes, my back does hurt from time to time.

8. Q: Where can my wife/girlfriend go to get her boobs as big as yours?
  A: She can’t. The doctor that did my string implants isn’t doing them any more. I don’t know if that will change in the future, only time will tell.

9. Q: Do you do videos with your fans?
  A: No, all my custom videos are solo.

10. Q: What kinds of reactions do people have when you go out in public?
  A: Men stare and sometimes walk into things, but they’re mostly respectful. Women can be downright nasty though. They’ll usually just glare at me if they’re alone, but if they’re with their friends they’ll start laughing and pointing, or they’ll make nasty remarks that they know I can hear. It’s sad how rude some people can be.

11. Q: What do you do during your time off?
  A: Sleep! (ha ha) Seriously though, I spend a lot of time making new costumes and shooting pictures and video for my site. I also spend time doing custom videos and answering emails. When I do get to relax I like to spend time watching movies, working out and relaxing in the sun.

12. Q: How do you sleep, drive, eat, etc. with boobs the size of yours?
  A: It’s as difficult as you might imagine. I have to make adjustments in order to do the things that other people do on a daily basis. I can’t sleep on my stomach any more, and close-up hugs are almost impossible, but they do have their good points too.

13. Q: Where do you find clothes to fit you?
  A: For sportswear I shop in the men’s department, but for everything else I just buy the biggest size I can get. It’s especially hard to find bras that fit, so I make the things I can’t buy.

14. Q: Are those real?
  A: Yes, they’re real expensive.

15. Q: Where can I write to you at?
  A: My mailing address is P.O. Box 484, Englewood, Florida, 34295

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