These are some great new ones.
Twisted translations can provide some of the funniest on-the-road experiences. Each week, we select some of the strangest from around the world.

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Who knew help was at hand?

Dial one for chafing, two for itching, or three for general irritation.

Pope at play

The good people of New Orleans provide a range of fun activities to amuse any leader of the Roman Catholic Church who happens to pass through.

Do the birds

Yes, let’s! One suspects this warning is completely baffling in Chinese, too.

Let us take care of everything

That’s an order, not an invitation

No ordinary buffalo jump

Finally! A head-smashed-in buffalo jump that complies with the Disability Discrimination Act and has a pay phone.

Stumble it!